A classical portrait of a young woman with an upturned gaze and gentle expression is overlaid with bold pink typography reading "I USE SARCASM BECAUSE MURDER IS ILLEGAL," creating a humorous collision between old-master sensibility and contemporary wit. The dark, muted background and soft modeling of the figure's face emphasize the striking contrast of the bright lettering that dominates the composition. For a workspace, dorm room, or anywhere wit and personality thrive. Made to order by hand at our own Denver facility, it arrives as nine wood panels, each a half-inch thick with a keyhole on the back so it hangs easily. The natural grain shows through the artwork, so no two come out exactly alike.